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The Un-awards!

A [Stratakus] Production

Now Featured in the Elftown Dungeons

Most Recent Updated Award(s):Jailbait! [sexygirl696]

And Introducing, the newest Un-Award!
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The "Go Cry Emo Kid Un-Award!"

Awards given out for my own amusement. They've been earned by various means. I've made a description of what it takes to win each Un-Award, and then a description of why these people have won them. It's just that simple. Just know, the Awards are given to the house and not always does the award reflect my feelings about the true owners of the house. Just the content and impression given by the house itself.

And The Prizes Go To....

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The Golden Bird Un-Award! is for those people who get on my nerves from the second I lay eyes on their houses. Being a Patrollers member, I see a lot of houses. Those who receive this can concider themselves in my personal Dungeon of Idiots. These are the people that make me wish there was a screening process to join ET... but there isn't, so I have plenty of people to laugh at.
Why the HELL do these Morons Even Join Elftown!?

[Mommy to be.] I look, I look again, and I still can't figure out why the hell this bitch has a profile on Elftown. It's another in a long line of bitchy women (Referring to women who are bitches, not saying all women are bitches) who make a profile just to babble ON and OOOOON about how big of a bitch they are, and everyone should fuck off. You don't want to be judged but your whole description is describing you as being a bitch, so thanks, now I don't even need to judge you because you pretty much gave it to me straight. Go overdose on your long list of drugs with a dildo up your ass.

[sexy-n-sweet06] Occasionally I have to put someone here simply can't decide which Un-award describes them most. She's 15, Pregnant, types in ALL CAPS, Replaces e with 3, says BOi instead of Boy, uses broken links to make pink text and the whole description is just one long run on sentence...

[AccountKiller] This guy has serious delusions of grandeur. A Pacifist who spends most of the time talking about how he wants to kill people, very likely destined to become a serial killer. Luckily he's to busy masturbating to his own self importance to be a threat to anyone.

[slipknot rules iowa] Wow... Really just wow... this whole description is "I'm a junkie, life sucks, I want to kill everyone, fuck of and leave me alone..." I ask you. What the FUCK is the point in coming to an online community, with the theme of elves and nature and fantasy, to make a long stupid profile that pretty much tells people that though you are in a social community, you don't want people messaging you? Here's a tip. You're on the internet you dumb shit. Nobody gives a fucking damn how tough you type your words. Do jump in front of a bus and see how intimidated it is.

[idontfuckingcare] And here we have the perfect mate for the fucknut above. Writing us a lovely essay on how she's a bitch and how everyone should fuck off. There is no other point to this, no "Now that I'm done telling you to fuck off, Now I'll show you some GOOD qualities!" None listed, so I'll assume she has none. I don't hate you lady, I just pity you.

[SKULLHEAD] Soooo you think the guards aren't needed fucknut? Sooo if someone took a pic from your house and claimed it was theirs, you'de just sit back and look at with with no possible way to change it? Well the rules were created by [Hedda], the first Elftowner and the owner who hand picked the guards to Enforce his vision to keep SLAPNUTS LIKE YOU FROM FUCKING IT UP! Freedom of speech ends when jackasses like you get in the way of other peoples freedoms. I'd rather have 10 Guards than a one jackoff like you on Elftown. One and only rule in Elftown is Dont' be an asshole. Assholes run Smear Campaigns.

[Cunt Crushing Death] Welcome to the club Baron Von Buttfuck. You've officially pissed me off without ever saying a single thing to me. First off with your "death to fat chicks" wiki, then with your annoying long house full of nothing but band logos. You're obviously not an artist and don't seem to have any purpose on this earth but to bleed to death from self inflicted wounds, depriving anyone else of the pleasure of getting to beat your face in with a shovel and then letting the overweight people you detest so much take turns walking over your rib cage followed by all of them on pogosticks bouncing on your by-then dead body.

[☆ тiffαηч-❤-иαtωαη ☆] A 12 year old. Wow. Youngest Un-Award winner (Megaloser) gets the most hateful Un-award. So what I could make of this tangled web if stupidity is she's obsessed with drugs, not a virgin, thinks she's in love, drinks, smokes and brags about it... And the verdict is in. Fire. This can only be cleansed with fire. A whole pit full of it. Fill it with gasoline so it burns good and long... Fire is the cleanser. ... and this "winner" is only getting filthier.

Go Cry Emo Kid Un-Award
These are not just ANY Emo Kids. They are the ones who define why people laugh at Emo culture. Multiple shots of taken from arms length held high over head, all looking the same with their oh so "original" face hiding hair, guys in skin tight girl pants, constant droning about suicide. I want the Creme de la Creme here!

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The Hooked On Phonics Un-Award!
Winners Judged on lack of Capitols, Punctuation, paragraph's, and Judged on excessive use of Slang be it Ghetto, l33t or baby talk. I reccomend all the winners return to grade 1, which they seemed to have flunked out off, dropped out of, or just chose to forget their education.

[A native w/a vengance] The National guard wouldn't take her because of her tattoos? I think they just made that excuse up because unless the tattoo is on your face it's pretty easy to cover those things up. Maybe they just read, or attempted to, the application form and decided they needed literacy.

[Negatve creep] "owrite duids i gone go somewer and i gone die in pis" ... What a fitting end. Roughly translated, it looks like he's telling some Druids that he's gone and something about "dieing in piss". If my spelling were that bad, I'd seek Death By Piss too. Shitty Spelling, Pissy End.

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The Jailbait Un-Award is for all those underage children who fill up their descriptions with how hot they are and how they want sex and how slutty they can be. I think Pedophilia is 50% caused by the children I give this award to.

[sexygirl696] All it takes is typing sexy into search to find these girls. Taking pictures of herself in her parents bathroom with her pants practically falling down. Original! ... yeah... Scared of Llamas? Well, I would wish for a llama to give you the sex you desperately crave, but llama penis is more like a long earth worm so it probably wouldn't even graze the walls of your 4 lane fun tunnel.

[sexy_thang06] is a classic case of mistaken race that seems to be common for children these days. Talking about ghetto booty, booty shorts and being gangsta. Lady, when your description is just a blurb on your body and you ask "anything else, just ask", it's opening the door to creepy old men, 13 year old boys and guys from Turkey begging to see you on webcam, though from the looks of things that is the whole point. Enjoy that. Nothing spells fun like a rousing game of "Who's You Daddy! 'Cause I Don't Know!"

[Blondey69] Just when you thought Elftown was free from little girls begging for teen pregnancy, this one comes along. Drawing section showing off her panties, wanting a boyfriend mention multiple times, wanting to see if someone will fuck her also present in the description.

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Plaque design created by [Doormat]
The Stoned Smacktard Un-Award is given to those children that brag about doing drugs as if killing & dulling your senses and acting like a jackass is supposed to impress us. And this Un-Award goes to every single waste of natural resources at Stoners Unite.

And I must state, before I offend some of my friends, I've lived with a stoner and a hippie before. They were okay guys to live with. Laid back, pretty intelligent. It's not that these people do drugs that earns them this Un-award, it's that they seem to base their life around it.

[midnight toker] must have taken a wrong turn on the internet. I know for someone of his low IQ the green background can be very confusing, but this is not www.weedguru.com. This is Elftown. So take your plant, and your ascii bong, light them on fire, insert into your rectum and go. You may come back on the condition it is to post pictures of smoke from the weed and bong in your ass coming out your ears, but then you must leave again.

[copper_jonny] And his picture showing off how he can smoke pot. Wow. You sure impressed me with your intelligence. I'm so astounded by your dignity and sure am glad that you're what the future has to look forward to as representatives. Sarcasm rules.

[Phreakush] "Hey All I'm An Ex-Stoner Ready To Start Up Again" was this girls intro in Stoners Unite which I think merrited this award to her specificly... In otherwords, she decided to get back into smelling really bad just to join a wiki!?

[pots the shit] And what are you trying to tell us by repeating 'pot' over and over in your description? That you have less substance to you than the Jailbaiters who at least use more than one word in their description. Yep. Have fun amounting to your full potential of absolutly nothing in life.

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The Peiner Wenis Un-Award! is for those people who use the internet to get laid. I mean seriously, in all honesty, even though the words "Spreads her legs" is on the screen, it's still your hand doing all the work. Quit lieing to yourself.

[**Im gonna bite you**HARD!!!] Seriously, the whole description says it all. In one sentence I have deduced this guy has no more to him than he is a short nazi who would enjoy a zombie invasion.

[lil-les-kim] Because without a picture, any annoying "lesbian" houses on elftown looking for cybering are considered 14 year old boys, This fucktard just comes into Elftown, an artist community surrounded by green and leaves and makes a description just telling guys to fuck off because "she" wants to find a cyber girlfriend, while stroking her 13 year old boy penis.

Waste of Bandwidth Un-award is given to those people with the detestibly long houses filled with nothing but picture after picture of them and their stupid ugly friends. I made a Wiki for my stupid ugly friends. It's not that hard so I'm assuming they're just to lazy or annoying me on purpose.

[abz6669] "i cant really be bothered puttin' a whole load of crap on the page" and then the rest of the page is a looooooong boring list of favorite things, most of them music or pointless quotes or surveys or music.

[XxLoTuS_LeTtExX] Elftown should really look into reducing the allowance of how many images can be put into a description. And also a ban on how many blank spaces can be between each line... **UPDATE** There was a limit put on it... But she was long gone but as an example of the iconic houses I'll leave this un-award here.

Feel Free to Nominate People

I'll evaluate them and see if I agree and post it here. I'll leave the nominators a secret so any slack will come directly to me. I can handle it.

Awaiting an Award

[SirTokeALot] Duuuuh, I'm a stoner! I like music! Here's all da music I like! ~Minces around like the winner of the special olympics~" Seriously these houses are getting Cookiecutter style. "Short description, then a band with a new line every single time. Is it just a space filler? It wouldn't be so god awesul bad if you used an , instead of the frikken space bar every time.

[EnigmaFlame] This guy has a pretty delusional self image, and not only speaking for his description but how he is in wikis too, such as showing up in joke wikis and role playing as if he's some of topic skulking evil person and acting out these fantasies of being oh so evil, when really it's just pathetic. It's like the pity you feel for the kid in school nobody wants to hang out with, but not enough pity to actually want to hang out with him either.

[Reno Sinclair] What is reason? Seriously. No art, no pictures, just... "Message me, Ass Sex, Hate Women" What are you doing on Elftown? Go back to MySpace.

[Big Pimp Coop] No explanation needed... just look at this kids house... the first pic I saw of this kid was him an his scrawny self having a bubble bath... And from the looks of it, both hands are under water so his mommy must have taken the picture... What child over the age of 8 needs his mommy to give him a bubble bath, let alone take pictures of it?... I think I'll start a Misc. Wanker Un-Award... Oh and take his poll.

Notice

Don't like what I'm doing here? Well you have two options. Ignore it like I'll most likely end up ignoring you, or you can proove my opinion of you wrong in an intelligent manner, though I highly doubt that'll work so you're better off just building a bridge and getting over it. You've won an Un-Award, you don't have to accept it.

2004-05-02 [Doormat]: nominating [sex*me*up]

2004-05-02 [Calico Tiger]: And I'll tell you that it's a clone house (of course) of.... a 13 year old. At least they went with pretending to be older instead of being a 16 year old boy pretending he's a 13 year old girl o_O

2004-05-02 [Paul Doyle]: [Stratakus], how are you adjusting to the banning [Goth gangsta]? Part of you must be jubilant, but I sense part of you is crying since he's gone O__o

2004-05-02 [hanhepi]: omg hes gone? does that mean that little bastered will quit messaging me?

2004-05-02 [Paul Doyle]: "Bong Thug" LMAO!!!

2004-05-02 [hanhepi]: he left me a message saying "yo nigga" and some shit i didnt understand, so i told him to walk up to a random black person that he didnt know and call them a nigga, just to see what happens. lol

2004-05-02 [Paul Doyle]: The enduring wisdom of [Goth gangsta], living on like an old tortoise . . ."yo your a dumb peice of white trash peice of shit who lives on welfare! PEACE WIGGA!!"

2004-05-02 [Dil*]: lol.

2004-05-05 [Sheona]: LOVE this page! Great fun ^_^

2004-05-08 [werethylacine]: ::cringes:: I nominate [/\/\/\/pLaY BoY BuNnY \/\/\/\/\/]

2004-05-12 [jenoclone1]: i wanna nominate myself for the hooked on phonics un-award

2004-05-12 [Dil*]: nah, your not that bad.

2004-05-14 [jenoclone1]: yeah right i never even capitalize my own name

2004-05-14 [Dil*]: so...at least you can spell, that's more than what can be said about alot of people around here.

2004-05-14 [jenoclone1]: i can't always spell

2004-05-14 [Dil*]: yes you can.

2004-05-14 [Stratakus]: Well concidering that if any of the text there was typed wrong, I wouldn't notice because I can't understand any of it.

2004-05-16 [Doormat]: nominating [*~*Miller*~*], who is a guy....

2004-05-16 [werethylacine]: Ick... [wet pussy lesbian]. But pretty pretty girls, as well.

2004-05-16 [Stratakus]: I have a feeling [wet pussy lesbian] is just some horny little gonad pretending to be a girl.. I think if I broke it down, 1/5th of Elftown would desirve a Jailbait or Peiner Wenis award... It's sad.

2004-05-16 [irulan]: Unfortunately, I think you are right.

2004-05-19 [jenoclone1]: yep

2004-05-19 [Stratakus]: <img:http://static1.stileproject.com/rnd/img/nana8.jpg> This kid gets an honorable mention but since it's not an elftowner, I can't give an official award.

2004-05-19 [Stratakus]: Hmm... this 40 Days & Nights thing has kinda thrown off my concentration for the un-awards... I don't think I need any more Jailbait on the list. Maybe some suggestions for the Hooked On Phonics one?

2004-06-05 [Paul Doyle]: Real doozy---slut, with a banner made by everyone's favorite Che Guevara wanna-be, [SKULLHEAD]. :P Definite worth scoping out by a skeptical patroller ;-)

2004-06-05 [All_Most PUNK]: Hey, what's your problem with the "Che"!?

2004-06-05 [Paul Doyle]: Like I said---"wanna-be". Some shoes are too big to fill. :P

2004-06-05 [All_Most PUNK]: Yeah, sure. It wouldn't even put the two of them in the same sentence, lol

2004-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Love him or hate him, Che looked sharp in that goatee and beret

2004-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: ... and he has come back as t-shirts *looks sad as how cheap revolution is nowadays*

2004-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Think of Stalin and Lenin statuettes kept as a "kitschy" fad. I had USSR money way before it was cool to own it.

2004-06-06 [werethylacine]: ::is completely lost::

2004-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: Yeah... It bothers me all that people that call themselves things they have no idea about. Anarchists, pffff

2004-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Perestroika this, glasnost that. :P

2004-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: *tosses [werethylacine] a camouflage outfit, a cigar and a lapel pin of Fidel Castro*

2004-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: Even more simple than that (because you gotta accept that, at least, those are complicated matters). People calling themselves Punk or whatever, and having no idea about what is punk or anything. I'm not saying I'm an expert, but I know some things. Everythign seems so... cheap and cool. Is cool to say you are an anarchist. Sorry, I'm a little bitter about that issue.

2004-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: I agree 100% . . .

2004-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: Sorry. We can go now back to our normal transmission (because I have to go to a party :P Yeah, I'm a real revolutionaire) -_-

2004-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Che Guevara . . . <img:http://www.chevy59.com/images/che.gif>

2004-06-06 [werethylacine]: Ah! I'm only familiar with the Maddox parody of that image.

2004-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: what does that one look like?

2004-06-06 [werethylacine]: Check it out. http://maddox.xmission.com/

2004-06-06 [Stratakus]: Anarchy. Fall of civilization, Fall of corperations. All you have is up for grabs, anything you want you have to steal, and protect from ebing stollen, anyone can Beat, Rape and/or murder you and there's nothing anyone could do about it except seek revenge. There would be nobody manufacturing products, you'de have to grow your own food and people would try to steal it. There would be no electricity since No Government, No Money, Nobody has a reason to bother working. Every day could be your last, nobody is safe. World depends on the human conscience and I believe that to be an oxymoron.

2004-06-07 [Davorah]: Is there possibly a way to delete the accts of the people that have been banned, or haven't been back after a year...or so..? Just asking! =^.^= Oh, btw, now that I've found this wiki, I'll be nomiating tons of folks for the different categories...I come across the retards every five minutes...LOL!

2004-09-20 [Vanilmwë]: 'Tis a great wiki you created here... Never would've thought about it and yes people can be quite irritating mostly when there's "sex" or something is written in their names... Me hates that.. Oh well... *grins*

2004-09-21 [jenoclone1]: i just block people like that ^_^

2004-11-01 [Rayn_Fae]: Why in the nine hells does ET let people like that on here? Why?

2004-11-02 [jenoclone1]: I must agree why peoples WHY???

2004-11-02 [werethylacine]: Because it's ever so politically incorrect to exclude anyone, didn't you know? After all, I've heard they're coming out with studies that crudeness and jerkiness are caused by genes, and as such should be classified as a disability. Just like obesity. No offense or that I hold anything against overweight people (one of my best friends is so), but it freeping pisses me off when they try to say that they can't help it and should get special aid from the government when they start coming down with diseases directly caused by their weight. Blah.

2004-11-02 [irulan]: And unfortunately, when people register they usually don't volunteer that they are assholes, idiots, or cyber sluts. :/

2004-11-02 [werethylacine]: Ah, how simple and painful life could be if no one could lie or withhold pertinent information. "Sure, I'd love to marry you, but I'm pretty sure I'll end up cheating when you get flubby."

2004-11-02 [irulan]: LOL - wouldn't it be great? ;)

2004-11-10 [Rana]: I'd like to nominate [Firewielder] for the stone smacktard award. He posted something on a wiki I loaned to him (I owned it first and he wanted it) condoning pot use. I removed the page from his control and told him why - because pot ruins lives. Here is his response: Yeah. I guess that’s why it’s legal in Canada. It sure doesn't seem to ruin too many people's lives up there. Or maybe you’re suggesting that’s why they also allow gay marriage. It only ruins people's lives when they use it improperly, like taking a dose that is far too large. Pot is like a car. It can be perfectly safe and fun, but only the stupid, irresponsible people give it a bad name.

2004-11-10 [irulan]: Not to be the devil's advocate, but I agree with [Firewielder]. Mind you, I am not condoning the use of pot, but I think we hear of the more extreme cases about it ruining lives...there are many who use it safely & responsibly without ruining their lives.

2004-11-10 [werethylacine]: To clarify, pot is *not* legal in Canada, although as far as I know there's a large movement to make it a non-recorded or jailed offense if you are found in posession. The police would just take it away and give you a lecture.

2004-11-10 [Paul Doyle]: I totally hate marijiuana smoking because of the secondhand contact highs I've had to endure (most notably on a second-class Mexican bus traveling from Chitzen Itza to Cancun, on honeymoon in 1997). That being said, there are so many practical uses for the plant (including medicinal uses) that it ought not to be totally demonized. I do not smoke marijuana, or abuse any drugs or alcohol. I believe the current US administration is absolutely mindless (a sad reflection of the Americans who reelected Bush) about a great many things. Why totally demonize a plant that has such huge potential benefits? Regulate the smoking, and have big fat fines for people smoking pot in public (or doing sensitive

2004-11-10 [Paul Doyle]: jobs while under the influence) but otherwise regulate its consumption much the same way alcohol and tobacco is regulated. Emphasize the potential of the REST of the plant, and act accordingly. If marijuana is legalized, the annoying "head" culture will go away on its own, I think :)

2004-11-17 [Stratakus]: As a Canadian, I can say for a fact that it's still illegal, and it will not be made Legal, It just won't go on record. If it became legal to smoke in public, I'd go around spraying them with fart spray to see how they like an odor that's offensive ot them sticking to their cloths because of someone else. ... hmm... that's a good idea... but yeah. Gotta get back to my studying...

2004-11-29 [werethylacine]: [bon scott] for the Stoned Smacktard. ::wrinkles her nose::

2005-02-15 [Janouk]: [zdfgbnaftgnh] > 0.o WTF?! *walks off* Tsss...

2005-02-15 [Gwendylyyn]: [Negatve creep] - I'd like to nominate this one for the 'Hooked on Phonics Un-Award' as well to go along with the one he is already on. The boy can't spell for 'nothin.

2005-02-16 [Stratakus]: You got it Gwen.

2005-02-16 [deranged-bugosh]: one of my clever little whatcha-ma-diggers...:Note to All:Elftown is not a whore gathering. Here and Elfpack were made for fantasy lovers, not slutty teenagers who want to have kids by time they hit 15 and desperately want to get as many STDs as they can so they can compare who has the worst case of crabs....I question your motives to live... heh heh heh

2005-02-16 [werethylacine]: I want Strat's crabs.

2005-02-16 [Paul Doyle]: Crusty old crooners like Tom Jones and Englebert Humperdink have a way with making Grandma's knees buckle, much to the amusement, astoundedness (and secret envy?) of other guys. Let's just say even this guy will have none such luck with any age of adult women: [Witherbee]. Just read his bio and his diary, and you'll see what I mean. *Nominates him for some kind of random funky award* o_O

2005-02-16 [Stratakus]: That's... sad... very sad...

2005-02-16 [Dil*]: It's got to be a joke.

2005-02-16 [Stratakus]: I want to ask him if he does all his BM's while living in his moms basement...

2005-02-16 [Sunrose]: What are you talking about?

2005-02-16 [Paul Doyle]: N/mind. Bad link. Removed.

2005-02-16 [Gwendylyyn]: Oh god...I'll just go puke now....I think next time, I'll listen when it says the diary is for guys only....:shivers:

2005-02-16 [werethylacine]: I'm probably wrong, but the guy bears an uncanny resemblance to Mirar, the Elfwood tech genius guy.

2005-02-16 [Stratakus]: ? The only [mirar] I found is an empty old account.

2005-02-16 [werethylacine]: He doesn't appear to be on Elftown. Just Elfwood.

2005-02-16 [deranged-bugosh]: *tilts head* eewie....

2005-02-18 [nokaredes]: [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow] doesn't have a lot on his account now...he's just begging to be banned. The weirdo.

2005-02-18 [deranged-bugosh]: why would you want that?

2005-02-21 [Quenelle]: ewwie! *shudders* that has left me scared for life. Between Witherbee and the Goth Ganster and his entourage, I need a very long shower. Thats way too much shit to sift. Since when is Elftown a medical journal and 'Thug' playpen??

2005-02-21 [deranged-bugosh]: http://sreality.org/bloodcyber.html ....this is great!

2005-02-25 [hanhepi]: nominating [i fall from the sky]. his mood: (Ya im a Krypt what ya gonna do aout it.) if you are in a damn gang, shouldnt you be able to spell it right? its CRIP! dumbass

2005-02-25 [Jay Ladlehaus]: maybe he's talking about something else

2005-02-26 [hanhepi]: nope. i asked. he said yeah, the gang, so then i asked if he wore red like the rest of the Kripts in his area. lol dumbass.

2005-02-26 [Stratakus]: I sent him a message Saying "Krypts? I knwo there's a gang caled the CRIPS who wear blue Bandanas but i've never heard of the Krypts. And I don't think the gang would let in a 14 year old white trash kid who can't even spell the name of the gang right.>

2005-02-26 [Stratakus]: He's now in the Awaiting an Award section.

2005-02-26 [Stratakus]: I think I'll create an Attitude Adjustment award... For those wankers who are trying to be something else so badly that they look dumber than if they weren't trying.

2005-02-26 [hanhepi]: lmao. yeah, that sounds like an award that is desperately needed. lol.

2005-02-26 [deranged-bugosh]: might I nominate [sexgodess] for the Jailbait un-award?

2005-02-28 [Stratakus]: I think I have enough Jailbait for now... check out the newest addition. Bumping [sexykate_69] out of first which I didn't think would be an easy feat to accomplish

2005-02-28 [deranged-bugosh]: wholy whorish!

2005-03-01 [deranged-bugosh]: you could put him in the The Hooked On Phonics Un-Award

2005-03-25 [Dil*]: [What IS This?] - I nominate this person for extreme length of their house.

2005-03-25 [Stratakus]: I've seen longer at i hate long bios

2005-03-25 [Dil*]: link don't work.

2005-03-25 [Stratakus]: Will now

2005-03-25 [Dil*]: wow, that is disgusting.

2005-03-25 [Paul Doyle]: *Captain Kirk voice* "Scotty, beam [What IS This?] directly to www.Elfpack.com ."

2005-03-25 [Stratakus]: Scotty: I just can't do it Captain, the closest I can git'er is the surface o' the sun!

2005-03-25 [Paul Doyle]: Spock: Jim. That is not logical. Perhaps we could have the Priestess from "Star Trek III" reunite this user's sensibilty with her intellect. Or something. *cocks brow*

2005-03-25 [Stratakus]: Bones: I don't think I have the medical knowledge to treat her Jim. I'm afraid she might be lost forever.

2005-03-25 [Jay Ladlehaus]: Kirk: Scotty..........give me...........everything..........you can!

2005-03-25 [Stratakus]: I docked my Ferengi Marauder in your mom's shuttle bay.

2005-03-26 [Paul Doyle]: Heh heh, there's Klingons around Uranus :PPPPPP

2005-03-26 [Dil*]: o_O

2005-03-27 [deranged-bugosh]: 0.o?

2005-03-27 [Paul Doyle]: stupid word pun :P

2005-03-27 [deranged-bugosh]: I am so confused...first I hear weird noises coming out of Ryan's phone...and now this....

2005-03-27 [Paul Doyle]: Dingle-berries >__>

2005-03-27 [deranged-bugosh]: -.-.....blurble

2005-03-27 [Paul Doyle]: It's what you get if you don't properly wipe your butt after taking a dump. O__O

2005-03-27 [Dil*]: I got it, it was just disturbing >.>

2005-03-27 [deranged-bugosh]: I know what those are! Bison get them all the time..

2005-04-17 [Janouk]: How about this one? [LetsfreakinDance]...

2005-04-17 [Stratakus]: That's more pathetic than slutty

2005-04-17 [Janouk]: oh....ok ^__^

2005-04-18 [deranged-bugosh]: Ya...she's pretty stupid...there should be a 'duech' section for people like her...

2005-04-18 [Paul Doyle]: [Big Butt] (GOD LOVES ME!!!) . . . God may love her, but the rest of us think she needs to flitter and twitter her way back to the AOL chat room . . . or Elfpack. And take her underaged sweethearts with her.

2005-04-19 [Gwendylyyn]: Lol.

2005-04-19 [deranged-bugosh]: Why do people like her insist on coming to a place called 'ELFtown?'...does the title somehow tickle their fancy and making them think of whoring themselves off?

2005-04-21 [Gwendylyyn]: Who knows. I have found that people, as a whole, are rather stupid and seem to enjoy showing this. I have also found that young girls, as a whole, enjoy acting like Brittany Spears.

2005-04-22 [werethylacine]: ... Pregnant?

2005-04-22 [Paul Doyle]: Yet not overly pregnant with intellect or natural charm ;-P

2005-04-22 [deranged-bugosh]: I don't think that they should let her keep her kid...poor thing.

2005-04-22 [Jay Ladlehaus]: they have to. After all, Michael Jackson and Madonna get to keep their's.

2005-04-23 [Paul Doyle]: Ewww . . . [buttmunch17] o__O

2005-04-23 [Stratakus]: Oh god... she's going to need a class all her own... Long Assed Bio, Annoying Drug references, bad grammar, whore...

2005-04-28 [Ihsahn]: [*Chantelle*]

2005-05-05 [Ihsahn]: [Cunt Crushing Death] had his images removed :D

2005-05-11 [Paul Doyle]: Ah, here's a rhinestone for the tin-foil Un-Award crown: [Trevor 6879]

2005-05-11 [Jay Ladlehaus]: OMG, I looked at that house expecting to see some UAR violating pic and burst out laughing with what I saw.

2005-05-12 [deranged-bugosh]: Me: *reads name**shows Lisa name* Lisa: Ohhh...me:*shows her pic* Lisa: Ugh!

2005-05-13 [Phoenix_Tiger]: I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when that picture came up. I feel violated somehow...

2005-05-15 [Dil*]: I nominate: [pinkhater].

2005-05-18 [deranged-bugosh]: what exactly are you nominating her for?

2005-05-18 [Dil*]: jailbait; shot of bra and thong.

2005-05-18 [deranged-bugosh]: I think that he put an end to the jailbait since it's already full.

2005-06-08 [Paul Doyle]: Um, hello Elfpack? [silkysmooth69]

2005-06-09 [Paul Doyle]: He changed his name :P (It was something like [I squirt jizz in your face] o__O

2005-06-09 [Phoenix_Tiger]: *busts out in unrestrained laughter* Oh for cryin' out loud. Usually guys who have a nick like that come up short on the performance end and feel the need to boot their ego with a nick like that. *grins* And girls too.

2005-06-09 [Stratakus]: because nothing says I Love You like an eye full of Gunk.

2005-06-13 [deranged-bugosh]: I don't understand why people drop their cars so low and still drive them...I wanna see em bring em up in MI during the winter just so I can have a good laugh.

2005-06-13 [Stratakus]: Agreed. In mean... my entire city is on a hill, I'd expect them to get ripped to shreds trying to start ascending them. I guess the extreme opposite would be a monster truck... now there's a vehicle not to mess with. ... There is this really really ugly vomit green viper that always honks at me as it drives by whenever I'm wearing my rain coat (It looks like a black trench coat, go figure) so I found out where that car is... and I'm thinking since I've got a week off comming up, I'll take my gold, silver and brown spray paint and mess up the jerkoffs ride.

2005-06-13 [Dil*]: haha.

2005-06-15 [deranged-bugosh]: heh heh heh. That's what they get for driving sports cars and being deusches.

2005-06-15 [Stratakus]: When I get a car, it's going to be as silent as a ninja... and it's going to be black powder coat so it's not even reflective then it'll be dark like a ninja... not bright yellow and audible from 5 blocks down.

2005-06-15 [deranged-bugosh]: I have a '91 silverado...no one would waste time to trash it.

2005-06-15 [Stratakus]: I have ... really long legs. That's my only mode of transportation. Luckily I'm built like a cheetah or I'd never get anywheres in this city.

2005-06-15 [deranged-bugosh]: I am short and stumpy...I like cars.

2005-06-15 [Stratakus]: It's hard to take a car into the woods and climb a tree in a car... Though it would be amusing to take a car horn up a tree and honk at people walking by

2005-06-15 [deranged-bugosh]: lol. or at a gold course.

2005-06-15 [deranged-bugosh]: lol. or at a golf course.

2005-06-21 [Paul Doyle]: Drug dealers are like, so fuckin cool!!! Gold teeth and rows of Benjamins! Tiffany'z Pix!! >__<

2005-06-21 [Dil*]: oh god...I just waited for half the page to load..then fled XD

2005-06-21 [Stratakus]: Pauly, how do you find these things?

2005-06-21 [Paul Doyle]: By exploring "Suspicious" sounding log-ins, every now and then :)

2005-06-21 [Stratakus]: I find alot of crap while randomly looking through houses.

2005-06-21 [Paul Doyle]: I couldn't resist visiting someone calling herself [☆ тiffαηч-❤-иαtωαη ☆] I notice how Mom is in some of the pics on her Tiffany'z Pix!! She must be proud :PPPPPP

2005-06-21 [Stratakus]: Wow. She just won an Un-award

2005-06-21 [Lerune]: Jesus Christ -- that one guy had no fucking teeth. Gross. =oP

2005-06-21 [Jay Ladlehaus]: He's the son of Jaws (the Bond one).

2005-06-21 [Lerune]: Freaky. o.O And did it look likehe had foil in his mouth at one point?

2005-06-21 [Jay Ladlehaus]: heh, maybe

2005-06-22 [Paul Doyle]: I know I've had the vacant-staring one as a customer before, at the casino where I deal (and now, also supervise) at.

2005-06-22 [Stratakus]: They all look kind of Vacant. And isn't there a age requirment to be in a casino?

2005-07-02 [Phoenix_Tiger]: I don't know about you guys, but I think the English language is too much for her to grasp too. Good gods. Why can't people learn to talk like a normal human being?

2005-07-02 [Jay Ladlehaus]: Depends on where the casino is and whether or not they're on the floor.

2005-07-27 [Paul Doyle]: *is unsettled by latest wiki update* o_O

2005-07-29 [Dil*]: I nominate [Green Light] for waste of bandwith award

2005-12-26 [Akayume]: wow. I like this wiki. I can't stand some of these people that seem to have nothing better to do then fill up their descriptions with infromation that no one cares about.

2005-12-28 [deranged-bugosh]: Ahh, yes...alpha male does seem to be full of himself, yes so lacking in dignity...

2005-12-28 [Stratakus]: I looks kind of like this guy I went to highschool with... There was much speculation on weither or not he was the product of crossbreeding between a Weasel and a Pony

2005-12-28 [Akayume]: *laughs*

2005-12-28 [Dil*]: Haha, well it looks like they've changed it to be better now...as in I nominated that person ages ago :P.

2005-12-29 [Dil*]: [Naughtyxxxchick] *hits head on keyboard*, what the hell are these people doing on ET?

2005-12-29 [Akayume]: *eye twitches* I just went to her house.....thats just...*shudders and hits head on wall with dil*

2005-12-29 [Dil*]: yeah, you see alot while patrolling.

2005-12-29 [Akayume]: I can't believe that there are people like that here....we need an anti-moron shield.

2005-12-29 [Lerune]: The good thing is, less and less of them are getting in now that the new application system has been implimented. :D

2005-12-29 [Akayume]: *nods head* that is so true.

2005-12-29 [Dil*]: whoa, I must have missed something, what's this new application system?

2005-12-29 [Stratakus]: I tried applying to that new University student one, but I never got the confirmation e-mail. I feel like I was rejected...

2005-12-29 [Lerune]: AOL users and other trouble-making IPs have to apply for accounts rather than just registering. Hedda goes through all the applications and rejects or accepts them. :D

2005-12-29 [Akayume]: *nods head* yuppers. Which is really good.

2005-12-29 [Dil*]: hmm, what's the difference between AOL and any other thing?

2006-01-02 [Stratakus]: the Un-Awards might not be the best place for that, I would suggest finding every possible Wiki and join. Anti-anti can get you started just for fun.

2006-01-03 [deranged-bugosh]: I would like to nominate [*FaSt CaRz AnD lOuD gUiTaRz*} for the waste of bandwith un-award...

2006-01-05 [Dil*]: [miss Lindsey] ?

2006-01-05 [tuff ghost]: Yup.

2006-01-05 [Stratakus]: Kinda makes me want to mess with their friends just to see what sort of retaliation they will fling back at me. A bunch of badly spelled insults with Fuck, Fag and probably alot of l33t speak

2006-01-05 [Stratakus]: "fck j0 n00b u r a fag rofl lmao" That is what I think the most likely response would be

2006-01-05 [Akayume]: *shudders* I dispise typing like such.

2006-01-05 [Stratakus]: I never even caught onto the Lol trend.

2006-01-05 [Akayume]: *nods head* I was, at once. but then, luckily, I broke free.

2006-01-05 [Akayume]: *nods head* I just put *laughs*

2006-01-05 [Dil*]: I say 'W.T.F.' out loud...it's a funny gamer habit I picked up >.> I also had a l33t phase, when I was 14 or so. I've grown.

2006-01-09 [deranged-bugosh]: I use lol repeatedly when I don't have anything to say, or when I don't want to talk period...

2006-01-11 [Stratakus]: When I don't wanna talk, I just don't reply. If they don't get the hint, I just continue to not reply.

2006-01-11 [Dil*]: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol :P (crazy yet?)

2006-01-12 [Dil*]: Aww. Sorry, I just like messing with people sometimes. (but you did leave yourself open). :P

2006-02-21 [stuffAEAmade]: [Goth gangsta] went to my school... That's just sad. He looks familiar but I'm checking my yearbook. :3

2006-04-30 [ghostiegirl]: This is pretty funny. Why is there not a section for 'Annoying turks who want to harras women who aren't even interested?' Because there are alot of those I could name.